leaguexnyc:

lmao

russiangovernment:

its a metaphor. you put the dick between your lips but dont give it the power to cum

dewitts:

sodomywithsaddam:

okayyy can everybody stop talking shit about ppl who give their dogs and cats all-vegan diets, i fed my cat all raw vegan food since he was a kitten and he lived a very happy four years :)

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spidermxn:

miley cyrus is more upset over losing her dogs than she was over losing liam and that is how you fucking do it

roommate requirements

  • willing to reenact the ‘where’s my supersuit’ scene from the incredibles with me at any point in time

volanus:

bluecartography:

we all have this one character death that we will never be over and fine with

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burghers:

i cant believe i lived through being 12

boostiels:

noctstiel:

kanyeghostniall:

"i can see your bra" good. its cute and i paid $50 for it.

woah! are bras really that expensive??

oh hun

upgraders:

chapsnats:

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